AISubs v3.7
- No way! - Shibata! Stop it!
I'm pretty good at sensing spaces, you know...
[Shibata is good at sensing spaces]
When I'm walking, I just bump into something.
- Yeah, you stepped on someone's foot too much. - Yeah, you're right.
- I didn't notice it. - Don't ever drive again.
[Don't ever drive again]
That's too scary.
- I'll go like, "Ahh!" - You hit someone's car, didn't you?
- Yeah, that's fine. - It's fine when you're being careful.
- If you hit someone's car and don't notice it, you'll end up like this. - Yeah.
What surprised me the most was that your son stepped on my foot.
- Why would he do that?! - I didn't know that would happen.
I think I'm chasing accumulation damage.
- I've been wondering how much I've been hit in my life. - I see.
- So I thought I'd measure accumulation damage. - I see.
- How do you measure it? - Well, if you bump into something...
- "I think I've been hit about ten times." - Yeah, yeah.
- And if you think you haven't, you can put a damecan here. - A damecan!
- A damecan? - A damecan?
It's a damage counter for Pokemon cards.
- Is it a result of that? - It's not about measuring accumulation damage.
- You can put your own damecan on it. - But in the world of Pokemon cards...
- You can put a sign that says "This Pokemon has been hit many times." - Yeah.
- You can put it on top of a card. - Yeah.
- Let's do it as humans. - No, but...
- We're not cards. - Yeah!
I wonder what kind of humans will come out of it.
- How long does it take you to continue? - Two weeks.
- Two weeks?! - Two weeks?! That's a long time!
I think one week will be enough.
- So you put a damecan on it for two weeks... - Yeah.
- And if you measure it with your accumulation damage in the future... - Yeah.
- You can measure how much damage you've received in your life. - Yeah.
- It's important to know what you've received. - Yeah.
- So if you know you've got a lot of damecans on you, you can be careful. - Yeah.
- If you know what you've got on you, you can share it. - Yeah, you might be able to do it.
- I've seen damecans like that. - Yeah, I've seen it.
- Like, 10, 50, and 100. - Yeah.
- Like, 50, 10, 10. - Wow.
- I wish we had one of those. - Yeah.
- Like, "Wow, I just died suddenly," and I'd get sick of it. - Yeah, you'd get sick of it a lot.
- I wish we had 100 of those. - Yeah.
- I wish we had a little more and we'd have 100 of them. - Yeah.
- Like, "That's it?" - Yeah.
- There are various adhesive items. - Yeah, yeah.
- Like, this red one. - Yeah.
- This is a person, right? - Yeah, this is a person.
- You can write it down and put it back on later. - Yeah, I think that's fine.
- Basically, you put it on, right? - Yeah.
- When you look at it with such a cold eye and it hurts like you're about to hit something... - Your heart.
- Oh, it does cause psychological damage. - Yeah, it does.
- This is bad, but... - It hurts, right?
- With your own feelings. - Yeah.
- You can only believe in yourself in this.
- From the point of saying, "The minimum is 10," you're reversing it, right? - Yeah.
- I definitely don't like just the face. - You don't like just the face.
- I don't like just the face. - I don't like it at all.
- What do you do? - If you get stabbed by an ax...
- An ax! - Like, 150 degrees.
- Why do we have three of us? - I don't know.
- Isn't it different? - It's just...
- It's a punishment. - It's a heavy one.
- The three of us... - Yeah.
- It looks like you're going to hit me.
- You're going to be friends with Hosoboso.
- "Whatever, let's do it, let's do it!"
- It's like, "Let's do it, let's do it!"
- Let's do our best. - Shall we start? - Yes.
- Let's start. - Yes.
- Decided... - Damekan life...
- Start! - Start!
- Huh? Huh? - What about the enemy?
- Oh, sorry, my hand just flew like this.
- Oh... - Huh? Did you hit me?
- I hit you 60 times. - Oh, then...
- If you don't hit me, I'll do it. - It can't be helped.
- It's a pain in the ass!
- I'll do it like this...
- It was like this earlier, so...
- 50, 50... It's a little hard to see.
- Are you going to do it for two weeks?
- He's riding it!
- Damekan is riding it! That person!
- He has a stylish band style. - A red shop assistant.
- I want you to say "damekan is riding it" once. - I'm sorry.
- Damekan is riding it. - Are you okay?
He's riding it at full speed.
- Hey! Hey! - You're good!
- Hey! Stop it! - Stop it!
- Stop it!
- Ah! It hurts a little! - That was...
- Ten! - Ten!
- I took ten hits. - I'll put it back.
- It's annoying! - It's annoying!
It stinks!
Hi, it's still Tetsuya's first day of life as a damekan.
Right now, I was playing with my cute, cute Aruru- kun.
Look, when you throw this cap with a pet note in it...
You take it like this, right? It's cute.
It's so cute.
You play with it and eat it.
- You eat it and bring it... - Why did you bring it this time?!
I just filmed a video, so it's your turn to bring it, right?
Okay, bring it properly.
Ah, that's right! Ah, it's cute!
Okay, it's cute!
I was playing like that...
I did it like this and "ping!" and...
It hit me really hard with my nails and I said "ouch" and...
I got a double in my right hand.
- That's awful. - It's the worst.
I have a 30 on my left arm right now.
I'd like to add a 20 to my right arm as well.
Damn it!
- You don't have to do it! - What's with you?!
- You don't have to do it! - Did you do it just now?!
- I didn't do it! - My...
My chest!
You hit it!
You're lying next to me and playing with your local music.
- Yeah, you're right. - You just...
- You played like this. - It hurts!
- It hurts! 50! 50! - It hurts!
- 50! - That's awful!
I was barefoot and I had no armor so...
I did it like "bang!" and it hurt!
It hurt!
- It's mostly my chest - That's a lot of work!
- My torso is fine - That's a lot of work!
- I only have two of these bands - What are you going to do with them?
- I can't wear them anymore - You can't, can you?
I'm going to buy them tomorrow! For my chest...
My "no good" life started and it's been about two days now
I don't remember what this place was
It was my eyes, actually
I thought it was about 30 cm around here
I put on these eyebrow piercings that you put on here
I just put these on and it didn't hurt at all
Around my left chest, it was about 50 cm
I think it was when I banged against the door
And then, something crazy happened
It's like a hanger rack
For some reason, I was like "argh!" in this area
argh!
And then, I didn't realize it was here
argh!
It hurt like crazy
So I turned it around a little and...
100 damage
Whoa, you scared me! That was close!
Why do you look like a cafeteria teacher?
No, I'm not
- I'm not a teacher who doesn't know what's going on - I put on these eyebrow piercings because I wanted to look cool
On the 5th day of school, we all had work to do
It was like a sports day
We always had work to do
So we had no choice but to take damage
Oh, I see!
30 damage to both hands
Whoa, that's a lot!
But I think it's okay
- Putting on eyebrow piercings is more troublesome than putting on eyebrows - I know, right?
They fall off a lot
So you have to put them back on again
I used to put them on my legs, but I'm too lazy to do it in Tokyo
So I just took them off
- Also, yesterday... - I don't have the energy to wipe my mouth, this is bad
- This is like a dish - It's good!
While we were eating, I bit my cheek while eating chicken nuggets
- I'm 40 now - Yesterday, I bit my cheek while eating Beijing nuggets - I'm 30 now - You bite your cheek a lot, don't you?
- I've noticed it already - Wow - It's not even half done yet, but it's like this - Yes
[After 30 minutes]
- What should I do? - You guys looked like me when I hit you
- I think you hit me about once - You hit me a lot, didn't you?
- I didn't feel like coming here while I didn't have a license - Put your little finger in here - Look at this, it's already red
- Wow - Wow
- It's delicious - Wow
- It's getting bigger and bigger on my right foot - Wow, you're already 140 years old? - I'm 190 years old
- I was looking for a microphone - I was looking for a microphone, and I found it - It hurts a lot - I think it hurts about 60 now - I'm going to do 60 damage
- By the way, the microphone I was looking for was right here - I'm crazy
My life as a damekan has been going very well recently, and I've been spending my days without getting any damage, but on the last day, I got a lot of poop and I got 70 damage to my anus
It's 70 damage due to the skull decay, but if it decays tomorrow, it's possible that I'll get more damage
It's over when we get together tomorrow, so I'd like to focus and do my best. I don't know what's going on anymore, except for my head falling apart.
That's it for the life of a damekan
Two weeks have passed!
- Thank you for your hard work! - It's over!
It's finally over!
It's too sweet!
The first week was either bad or too easy for me.
It got easier for me, and in the middle of it I was like...
Should I write a memo?
The three of us were like, "Huh? You're not paying attention?"
No, let's not say that.
- Should we announce it? - Yes. - Let's do it.
- Okay, I'll go first! - Yes. - Here we go!
- This is interesting. - It looks like a British car.
- Wow! - And, well, both knees are from a different project.
- The one you had when you were born, right? - Yes.
- And here, this wound... - Yes.
- In another different video, I went to a classroom... - Ah! Yes, yes, yes.
- But, I got hurt by it. - You got hurt by it?
- There's a little bump here, like a bruise. - There is.
- The floor is like an iron pipe. - Yes.
- It was so painful! - It must have been 70!
- It must have been 120 or more painful!
- And here's the thigh. It's a little bump here. - Ah, I see.
- 120 damage. - The wrist is 60.
- Because of your master's work... - Ah, I'm scared!
- The wrist was connected. - Yes.
- And it hurt all the way from there. - Yes.
- It was really painful. - Yes.
- And even so, it was about 60 or more. - Yes.
- Can you tell me the total? - Well, it's about 400.
- Yes, yes. - Yes.
- Is 400 normal? - Usually...
- Even if it's the strongest V-MAX, it's about 340. - Ah!
- So it's normal. - It's normal.
- Then, I'll take 3 more. - Is that also a V-MAX?
- Probably. - Then, I'll go next. - Yes.
I feel like something is hitting me on the left side of my body.
What is it?
I feel like something is hitting me in the beginning of the game.
I don't know what it is.
I want to hit only my right ankle.
So I hit my right ankle 30 times.
I hit my little finger.
I think I hit my little finger 50 times.
My little finger hurts.
This is it.
What is it?
Is it an anomaly?
Yesterday,
I pooped a lot.
It was a lot of poop.
I had a hole in my buttock.
It hurt a lot.
I think it's about 550.
I found out that it was more damaged than my little finger.
That's right.
It's only my little finger.
My little finger's nails are weird.
Ryo did it yesterday.
I did it.
First of all, the right hand.
This kind of thing is really useless.
This kind of thing is very useful.
It's about 30 or 30.
It's probably about 60.
This kind of place is also useful.
The elbow is also that.
I don't know the width of the door.
What?
There is a left-handed approach.
There is a feature of left-handed approach as a whole.
There is also here.
What?
What's wrong with you?
A scream came out.
The child is big.
The child suddenly aims at me.
I see.
It's right in front of you.
The baby's head.
The head of the baby is piled up and it is quite harmful to the face.
There is also a shooting of Tetsuya.
Roughly...
1,010 yen.
It's too dark.
I died three times.
How was it?
Are you satisfied?
The result is quite interesting.
You can read your tendency.
For example, "You are left-handed."
You can bite your left cheek.
You can say, "My upper body is invincible."
You can say, "I didn't get hit."
You can say, "I don't have a head."
You can read your tendency and measures.
You can live a life without being damaged in the future.
However, Pokemon can be damaged in one game for two weeks.
I don't like it.
Did you understand Pokemon's feelings?
I feel sorry for you.
Let's not play Pokemon Go.
Ouch! Ouch!
I got a bullet.
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm glad I met such a strong team.
I think it's not good.
I don't like it.
Our two weeks are amazing.
This is a big damage.